Funny Football Referee Quotes & Sayings

When you jump, all you're going to do is fall. But leaping? Leaping is when you think there's something on the other side. — David Levithan

That distinctive presidential conduct is now gone forever, banished to the snows of yesteryear by Barack Obama. From the beginning of his presidency to the present, he has spoken specifically and in unprecedented fashion of Republicans as his rivals, his stumbling blocks, the primary cause of his troubles. — John Podhoretz

You'll never change the world just by complaining. — Tadahiko Nagao

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man. — Hilaire Belloc

A business based on brand is, very simply, a business primed for success. — David F. D'Alessandro

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? — Groucho Marx

I'd rather be somewhere building a house, if I knew how. The whole idea of being a professional artist is like a demeaning kind of thing. — Willis Earl Beal

Nothing can be so bad as to be displeased with one's self ... — Helen Hunt Jackson

When the going gets tough, you have to lie. — Jean-Claude Juncker

I'm sick of having red hair, but people seem to like that aesthetic. — Rachel Hurd-Wood