Funny Flight Attendant Quotes & Sayings

As you become more proficient, fewer people can offer you advice, although in truth, that's when you need it the most because the stakes just keep getting higher and higher. — Brad Alan Lewis

All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday. — Jim Ross

Princes are venison in Heaven. — George Herbert

Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman

President [Barack] Obama and Hillary Clinton are proposing bringing tens of thousands of Syrian refugees to this country when the head of the FBI has told Congress they cannot vet those refugees. — Ted Cruz

Society is obsessed with women's bodies and I take my body back by doing whatever it is that I want to do with my body — Malebo Sephodi

Horror as for me is the best choice, you can gain a lot of. I like to be afraid like to see this shit happening on me, I feel happy. — Deyth Banger

The idea of being a show runner was very attractive to me, to create and control something. — Nic Pizzolatto

I ain't afraid to drown if that means I'm deep up in your ocean. — Chris Brown

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero

Believe it or not, entertainment is part of our American diplomacy, it is part of what makes us exceptional, part of what makes us such a world power. Hundreds of millions of people may never set foot in the United States, but thanks to you, they've experienced a small part of what makes our country special. They've learned something about our values. We have shaped a world culture through you ... in a way that has made the world better. — Barack Obama

I just thought: Oh goodness, you can wear nice clothes and get your hair done and still be a feminist and a serious intellectual. — Jacqueline Rose

Forgiveness is simply a decision to cancel a debt. — Andy Stanley