Funny Fiftieth Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes miracles look like instant healing; and other times, miracles look like medication and patience and discipline. — Sarah Bessey

Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you should be perfectly comfortable. — Bobby Bragan

I made a note to talk to him about soft drinks. Those beverages are not healthy.

from counting by 7s (not listed in drop-down) — Holly Goldberg Sloan

The Protestants taught their followers that faith is needed for hard work because every hardship on its own discourages, hence you need faith not to be discouraged. The faith you have, keeps you going and makes you to pass through the valley and the mountain top. — Sunday Adelaja

hand dies within a week." "No, no, if you hold it, you — Anthony Doerr

Joining Modest Mouse was just consistent with what I used to do as a teenager: I followed where I thought I would make some interesting music. — Johnny Marr

After the Battle of Waterloo, Arthur Wellesley, the Duke of Wellington - who managed to defeat Napoleon by the skin of his teeth - surveyed the blood-soaked cornfields of Belgium and wrote in a letter, "Nothing except a battle lost can be half as melancholy as a battle won. — Chris Pourteau

Is a family just the strict definition of a small and discrete unit, or is it about the larger organic group that inevitably grows up around the smaller one? — Kara Swisher

I feel really blessed because of where I come from. — Katy Perry

A profusion of pink roses being ragged in the rain speaks to me of all gentleness and its enduring. — William Carlos Williams

Deny yourself nothing in life. — Jennifer Pierre