Funny Fibro Quotes & Sayings

I cried because my 3G was down, until I met a man who had no smartphone. — Rumi

Hire people you get along with, and then let them do what they do best. — Damon Lindelof

People create all kind of fancy watches and clocks, never stopping to realize they're building monuments to the greatest of all thieves. — K. Martin Beckner

I started studying mythology, just on my own. Joseph Campbell, mysticism. — Antoine Fuqua

What pleased the land-owner's husband most was the insertion of a clause which stated that, if in any way our work of excavation was interfered with, or the contract was voided, he would have to pay £1000 down. He immediately went away and boasted of this to all his friends. 'It is a matter of such importance,' he said proudly, 'that unless I give all the assistance in my power, and keep all the promises I have made on my wife's behalf, I shall lose £1000.' Everybody was enormously impressed. '£1000,' they said. 'It is possible he will lose £1000! have you heard that? They can extract from him £1000 if anything goes wrong!' I — Agatha Christie

Happiness felt good. Matt Dean felt even better. — Rebecca Zanetti

There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times. — George W. Bush

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him. — Henny Youngman

It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest on the royal throne, electricity, art, opera, dogs in outer space. — B.J. Novak

When I got back to Marceline, I did not conceal from her how tedious I found all these acquaintances.
"They are all alike," I said to her. "When I talk to one, I feel as if I were talking to the whole lot."
"But, my dear," said Marceline, "you can't expect each of them to be different from the others."
"The greater their likeness to each other, the more unlike they are to me. — Andre Gide