Funny Ferb Quotes & Sayings

If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows. — Chris Jericho

Her pulse pounded in her ears. She didn't need to turn around to know he was standing behind her. Most likely with a smirk at catching her impromptu belly dance. — Rachel Harris

Treat a child as though he already is the person he's capable of becoming. — Haim Ginott

Discipline is not a negative word. It comes from the Greek word to train. — Gary Chapman

How much longer on the divan? Why does sex have to mean everything? OK, it can mean something, but why everything? Why do thirty years have to go down the toilet because I wanted to touch somebody else? Am I missing something? Is this what it comes down to? Why does the sex have to mean everything? — Zadie Smith

O for a life of Sensations rather than of Thoughts! — John Keats

Because love is the ultimate goal. It's not the one I had strived for, but I was lucky enough, so damn lucky, to achieve it. — Elle Kennedy

I know there are certain things that I just can't win. — DJ Khaled

Everything is an accident. — Jess Walters