Funny Farting Quotes & Sayings

Reading the script [Insane Farting Corpse], by page two or three, I felt that way. I thought, I'm in. It was so beautiful and insane and funny and I wanted to see it happen. — Paul Dano

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. — Graham Norton

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog! — Matthew Lillard

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. — Ryan Hansen

It was harder to ignore the smell, meat just starting to turn. And gas. The dead were quiet, very quiet in a bad way, but the sounds of escaping gas were all over. [He] was surrounded by belching and farting corpses who wanted to eat him. It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking horrible. — Mason James Cole

I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl. — Gemma Halliday