Funny Fake Breast Quotes & Sayings

Joe Frazier is ugly. He has no rhythm, no footwork, no class, he cannot talk. — Muhammad Ali

Facebook makes me hate the people I know, and Reddit makes me love the people I don't. — Alexis Ohanian

Trust me, somewhere over the rainbow, happily ever after, etcetera, etcetera - looks far less likely in your mid-thirties. — Heather McVea

Colour is really important to me when buying clothes. I wear a lot of fitted jackets, and because I'm small, I avoid long skirts and coats. And I hate wearing hats. — Kate Williams

There's nothing like mixing with woman to bring out all the foolishness in a man of sense. — Thornton Wilder

I don't think I'd volunteer to have a dick that big. How the hell did he get it to fit in his pants?
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Yeah, and here I thought he was figuratively a horse's ass. Who would have ever thought he actually had anatomical similarities? — Adrienne Wilder

I do all this alone, everything I achieve, I achieve alone, because it's my head I'm locked into, and I share this space with nobody but myself. — Alex Garland

I think it's very expensive to not eat healthy. Eating healthy is the only affordable option we have left. — Marcus Samuelsson

My generation grew up with an imposed myth: the myth of happily ever after
(and makes you do the same). Whether we wrote this myth or its opposite
there is no prince, and ever if there is, he never comes, and even if he comes, he never makes you come
we were still seeing our lives in terms of this myth. Pro-prince or anti-prince, the terms of the debate were defined
and not by us. We tried to write other myths
some day my princess will come or I am my own princess so there
but they were all derivative. The armature of plot was the same. We were reacting, not creating. We had not expanded the terms in which we saw our lives. — Erica Jong

You are not in a fit state to come here, if you can't come here without spluttering like a bad pen. — Charles Dickens

We don't form our personal spiritual lives out of a random assemblage of favorite texts in combination with individual circumstances; we are formed by the Holy Spirit in accordance with the text of Holy Scripture. God does not put us in charge of forming our personal spiritualities. We grow in accordance with the revealed Word implanted in us by the Spirit. — Eugene H. Peterson

If Jenks and she were to be believed, I structured my life to be as horrific as possible to have fun in bed, but having Ivy mad at me might be too much for even me right now. — Kim Harrison

Thanks for the reminder that i have to hit the gym today. I have'nt worked out in days.
Unless one counted mattress gymnastics!!! — Sylvia Day