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Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Nikita Khrushchev

If Adenauer were here with us in the sauna, we could see for ourselves that Germany is and will remain divided but also that Germany never will rise again. — Nikita Khrushchev

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Paul Simon

A man sees what he wants to see and disregards the rest. - Paraphrased from The Boxer — Paul Simon

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Louise Hay

We are far more than our bodies and personalities. The inner spirit is always beautiful and lovable, no matter how our outer appearances may change. — Louise Hay

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Robert Pattinson

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?' — Robert Pattinson

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Ben Carson

The human brain has billions of neurons and hundreds of billions of interconnections. It can process more than two million bits of information per second and can remember everything you have ever seen or heard. — Ben Carson

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By James S.A. Corey

Well", Holden said, his voice grim, "we have a major problem. We're out of coffee."
"We still got beer," Amos said.
"Yes," Holden said. "But beer is not coffee. — James S.A. Corey

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Alvin Toffler

Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. — Alvin Toffler

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By LeCrae

I think we should appreciate ethnicity and diversity, and appreciate the uniqueness of all people, but I don't think we should be ethnocentric. These things are not ultimate. — LeCrae

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Daisy Berkowitz

I just saw metal as another tool for me to use. — Daisy Berkowitz

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Emma Wilson

Ask the universe for guidance and support. It works big time. — Emma Wilson

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Og Mandino

I will persist until I succeed. Always will I take another step. If that is of no avail I will take another, and yet another. In truth, one step at a time is not too difficult ... I know that small attempts, repeated, will complete any undertaking. — Og Mandino

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Alex Morritt

If 'seeing is believing' what happened to taste, touch, sound and smell ? Did our creator really intend to favour sight over the other senses ? I don't believe so. — Alex Morritt

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Alberto Manguel

No one stepping for the first time into a room made of books can know instinctively how to behave, what is expected, what is promised, what is allowed. One may be overcome by horror
at the cluster or the vastness, the stillness, the mocking reminder of everything one doesn't know, the surveillance
and some of that overwhelming feeling may cling on, even after the rituals and conventions are learned, the geography mapped, and the natives found friendly. — Alberto Manguel

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Stieg Larsson

You have no idea how mentally handicapped I could be if push comes to shove. — Stieg Larsson

Funny Elderly Birthday Quotes By Nick Cave

After a while, you just don't do things you don't wanna do - that's the great freedom you get, the older you get. You learn what to do and what not to do, and what will be a waste of time and what won't be a waste of time. — Nick Cave