Funny Drunk Photo Quotes & Sayings

We should give the Lord the excellence He deserves in everything we do. — Ricky Skaggs

Although the church accomplishes many tasks, its only message to the world is the gospel of Christ. Everything else we do is merely an extension of that primary goal. The gospel we offer the lost is superior to every worldly philosophy. Never outdated or in need of correction, it is always sufficient to meet humanity's greatest need: reconciliation with the Creator. — Charles Stanley

To the rich, therefore, falls the burden of Beauty. And if they cannot assume it, then they deserve to die. — Muriel Barbery

The time has come to turn to God and reassert our trust in Him for the healing of America - our country is in need of and ready for a spiritual renewal. — Ronald Reagan

I never thought that I could reach such a high political position. But I have always been ready to serve my country. — Atifete Jahjaga

Russia contains one fourth of the inhabitants of all Europe, and one half of the entire number of Israelites. — Isaac Mayer Wise

There's a lesson in everything. Looking for the lesson is grounding. — Kim Coles

The most important benefit of patience consists in the way it acts as a powerful antidote to the affliction of anger - the greatest threat to our inner peace, and therefore our happiness. The mind, or spirit, is not physical, it cannot be touched or harmed directly. Only negative thoughts and emotions can harm it. Therefore, only the corresponding positive quality can protect it. — Dalai Lama

Human beings set out to encounter other worlds, other civilizations, without having fully gotten to know their own hidden recesses, their blind alleys, well shafts, dark barricaded doors. — Stanislaw Lem

Freedom lurked around us and I understood, at last, that he could help us be free if we would listen, that he would never be free until we did. — James Baldwin

A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes. — George Bernard Shaw

Steve Jobs was a pretty complicated character and somewhat a psychologically complicated guy. — Ashton Kutcher

Conviction is the conscience of the mind. — Nicolas Chamfort

I grew up on the golden age of children's TV. — Edward Norton

You look like the cat that ate the canary."
"As a vegetarian, I object to that metaphor."
Scout grinned teethily at me. "As a carnivore, I object to your pickines. Now spill the goods."
-Scout and Lily — Chloe Neill