Funny Driving Fast Quotes & Sayings

When people want to insult a man, they cast slurs upon his courage. But the worst they can say about a woman is to impugn her chastity. — Sharon Kay Penman

The one piece of advice I always give is this: become a foster parent because you want to help the child. Not because you expect the child to think of you as their mother or father. Or to love you for the rest of their lives. They might never love you. But you have to do the very best you can for them at all times, no matter what. Fostering is one of the few jobs where your ultimate goal is not to be needed anymore. — Rio Hogarty

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet. — Doug Stanhope

He could end it. Only, he could not. He was going to die, perhaps the world would die, but he could not make himself kill another woman. Somehow — Robert Jordan

Prayer has mighty power to move mountains because the Holy Spirit is ready both to encourage our praying and to remove the mountains hindering us. — Wesley L. Duewel

I'd like to do an independent film. — David Boreanaz

We won't know for a few years. — Stephen Hawking

The starting line of the New York Marathon is kind of like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. — Bill Rodgers

Vain empty words / Of honour, glory and immortal fame, / Can these recall the spirit from its place, / Or re-inspire the breathless clay with life? / What tho' your fame with all its thousand trumpets, / Sound o'er the sepulchres, will that awake / The sleeping dead. — George Sewell

And do remember that a gramme is better than a damn. — Aldous Huxley

I love kids, but I have to be honest: I am that person at a dinner party who's a little relieved when the kids go to bed. — Jonathan Slavin

I am still playing 'Words With Friends,' but on Virgin Atlantic. — Alec Baldwin

The normal is what you find but rarely. The normal is an ideal. It is a picture that one fabricates of the average characteristics of men, and to find them all in a single man is hardly to be expected. — W. Somerset Maugham

Long slow distance makes long slow runners. — Jim Bush

Providence," he argues, "is not a theory about some activities of God; it is the religious symbol of the courage of confidence with respect to fate and death. — Paul Tillich