Funny Diesel Mechanic Quotes & Sayings

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions. — Charlie Sheen

What men say: I'm sorry, honey. I was wrong. What men think: I'd love a Chipwich. I should go get one. — Dana Gould

Can't you stop by my tent on your way to the hospital and punch one of them in the nose for me?" he speculated aloud. "I've got four of them, and they're going to crowd me out of my tent altogether." "You know, something like that once happened to my whole tribe," Chief White Halfoat remarked — Joseph Heller

Let him hurl these pieces of toast like new and radical ideas that must be cast into the world. Pieces of toast like angry children who will hit us and upset us and change our ways of thinking and feeling. — Donald Antrim

Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass. — Jenny Slate

It's TRUTH That Humanity Really Needs To Hear.Problem Is ... Few In Humanity Really Want To Hear It! — Timothy Pina

We have a body, but we also have a subtle body, a body of energy that looks like our physical body. The subtle physical body is made up of energy, of light that vibrates at a very high rate so the human physical eyes can't see it. — Frederick Lenz

The room does not smell like apple. It smells like frog juice, a cross between a nursing home and potato salad. The Back Row pays attention. Cutting dead frogs is cool. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Procrastination has robbed us of too many opportunities. — Sarah Ban Breathnach

Guilt soon learns to lie. — Mary Elizabeth Braddon

Set up an arbitrary set of rules and then follow them slavishly. — Errol Morris