Funny Deep Sea Fishing Quotes & Sayings

I was never a Certified Public Accountant ... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. — Bob Newhart

Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president. — George W. Bush

Those who are apparently absent can feel more present than the people right in front of you. — Sylvia Brownrigg

Housework is the most productive procrastination close to a deadline. — Grant McLachlan

You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman. — Neil Gaiman

I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it. — Jeremy Clarkson

In what world are you living?" "The one you're in, of course. — Summer Devon