Funny Decepticon Quotes & Sayings

The mind is an enchanting thing. — Marianne Moore

There are two easy ways to die in the desert - thirst and drowning. — Craig Childs

Even an ice cream parlor - a definite advantage - does not alleviate the sorrow I feel for a town lacking a bookstore. — Natalie Goldberg

Without monstrous distortions, I was slowly learning, without lies and hypocrisy, one cannot have the idealized American life I so longed for. Perfection was marred only by those corruptions necessary to its enterprise. — Joshua Ferris

Words may help and silence may help, but the one thing needful is that the heart should turn to its Maker as the needle turns to the pole. For this we must be still. — Caroline Emelia Stephen

Even in the best and most peacefully civilized countries many occasions arise when a woman versed inthe knowledge and use of firarms may find that imformation and skill of great importance. — Annie Oakley

Fat people have shit in their stomach; arrogant people have it in their brain. Health and Success aren't Lottery Games. — Daniel Marques

Things do make sense at the time we do them. Then later on, they may make absolutely no sense at all. Isn't that amazing? Actually often they don't make any sense even while we're doing them. — Art Hochberg