Funny Crystal Maze Quotes & Sayings

Your potential is not what you have done, but what you can do! — Sherri Jefferson

We live in stories the way fish live in water. — Daniel Taylor

I told everyone that acting's for losers and I needed to get an education. But something kept telling me to give it one last chance. In the end, I lasted a month on the M.B.A. and then decided to quit, come back to L.A., and try again. — Judi Shekoni

Women have babies and men provide the support. If you don't like the way we're made you've got to take it up with God. — Phyllis Schlafly

Material blessings fade and deteriorate, but your riches in Christ are everlasting. — Elizabeth George

What seems to be, is, to those to whom it seems to be, and is productive of the most dreadful consequences to those to whom it seems to be, even of torments, despair, eternal death. — William Blake

What language for such a refined and sophisticated northern lass! And a beautiful one. Even more beautiful when you're swearing away in such a ladylike manner! — Heather Graham

I have a great wife and it's very easy to be romantic because it makes her happy and then my life is so much better when she's happy. — Nicholas Sparks

Some people might be groomed for success; I've just always thought I've got a hell of a lot of things to learn and places to go. Creatively, I couldn't stay on the same treadmill. I chose to be off-centre and do collaborative work. — Neneh Cherry

I love Ornette Coleman. I love Don Cherry. I love the way those guys play. — Lou Reed

Women are quite unlike men. Women have higher voices, longer hair, smaller waistlines, daintier feet and prettier hands. They also invariably have the upper hand. — Stephen Potter

It happens often, betraying one another, doesn't it? — Hotaru Odagiri

You know what his power was? Calling lightning. Try handling that when you live in water. He accidentally killed his entire family one night during a big storm. — Terah Edun

It's a great consolation to think that when we've long been in the grave our noses will still be strolling the earth. — Milan Kundera

They seek the edges, because it is the edges that ultimately lead us. A wise person does not fear the edges and fringes, but studies them. Indeed, he or she is often in them, working to make change happen. — Laurie Beth Jones