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Funny Cross Country Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld

Some of the events in the Olympics don't make sense to me. I don't understand the connection to any reality ... Like in the Winter Olympics they have that biathlon that combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun. How many alpine snipers are into this? Ski, shoot a gun ... ski, bang, bang, bang ... It's like combining swimming and strangling a guy. Why don't we have that? That makes absolutely as much sense to me. Just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers. — Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Cross Country Quotes By Jan Guenther Braun

Funny how in a city of 750,000 one could feel so utterly alone and vulnerable - half a million people and no one to protect you. It's partially the nature of the location of Winnipeg. Alone in the Prairies, in the middle of the country, where the wind blows hard and the snow can pile up around your feet while you wait to cross the street. — Jan Guenther Braun

Funny Cross Country Quotes By David Cross

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross

Funny Cross Country Quotes By Attila The Hun

Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead. — Attila The Hun