Funny Contraception Quotes & Sayings

Think your mother will let me drive you to school tomorrow? Now that we're all friends and united by a belief in the careful use of contraception?"
My cheeks burn, the memory of my mother's mortifying behavior distracting me for a moment. "Yes," I mumble. "I think so. — Stacey Jay

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. — Chelsea Handler

Use condoms; it's wise not to gamble with your children's future. — Bauvard