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Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Joey W. Hill

Death's wisdom is finding, at the end, that you think only of those you loved, and why you didn't love them more. Love is the only true force that endures. — Joey W. Hill

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By William S. Cohen

Terrorism is escalating to the point that Americans soon may have to choose between civil liberties and more intrusive means of protection. — William S. Cohen

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Tiesto

I think I am example for our scene, so I have to be an example for the rest. — Tiesto

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Bernard Of Clairvaux

A saint is not someone who never sins, but one who sins less and less frequently and gets up more and more quickly. — Bernard Of Clairvaux

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Joey Santiago

It's always nice to end your sentences with an exclamation mark, and not a comma. — Joey Santiago

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Benjamin Carson

I'm a part of the GOP and let me tell you what my stance is. My stance is that, we the people have the responsibility to take care of the indigent in our society. It's not the government's job. You can read the Constitution all you want, it never says that it is the government's job and I think where we've gotten confused. — Benjamin Carson

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Kristen Ashley

It'll be all right, my love," he assured me quietly.
"Right," I whispered, not believing him.
His hand brought mine to his chest as his other hand came out, hooked me around the neck and pulled me to him. "If it isn't, I'll make it so," he declared. "That's a vow. — Kristen Ashley

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Abraham Lincoln

Nothing is stronger than gentleness. — Abraham Lincoln

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By David Rusenko

Facebook has focused on the conversation, but not really on absorbing the Web into its walled garden. — David Rusenko

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Walt Whitman

I love doctors and hate their medicine. — Walt Whitman

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Richard Hanson

Grace means the free, unmerited, unexpected love of God, and all the benefits, delights, and comforts which flow from it. It means that while we were sinners and enemies we have been treated as sons and heirs. — Richard Hanson

Funny Christian One Liners Quotes By Danny DeVito

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito