Funny Cfo Quotes & Sayings

Citizens continue to demand government help in fighting cybercrime, defending children from stalkers and bullies, and protecting consumers. — Rebecca MacKinnon

I was brought up as a Catholic and went to church every week and took the sacraments. It never really touched the core of my being. — Sting

I can't watch my movies and get into them because as soon as I see myself I get taken out of the film. — Kirsten Dunst

Women joked amongst themselves: 'Why do you think a bride cries on her wedding day? It's for the love that this marriage is putting an end to for all eternity. Men may think a woman has no past- "you were born and then I married you"- but men are fools. — Nadeem Aslam

People take years learning how to act; it's a skill, not just a job. If I tried it out and thought I'd be OK, then perhaps I'd go for it, but it's not the kind of thing you can get into just because of your looks. — Travis Fimmel

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible. — Arthur C. Clarke

Act non-action; undertake no undertaking; taste the tasteless. — Laozi

Everything is recycled in India, even dreams. — Shashi Tharoor

Some of the smugglers' vessels are former pleasure yachts, hijacked - and never renamed - out of some overdeveloped sense of irony or possibly...sheer laziness. You can never tell with pirates. — Ann Aguirre

Religion: Together we can find the cure. — Richard Dawkins

Page one of the script, I launch into, "How would I feel if I were in this position?" That's an actor's job. — Dermot Mulroney

Treating only terminal cancer patients, the Rand (anti-cancer) vaccine produced objective improvement in 35% of 600 patients while another 30% demonstrated subjective improvement. FDA stopped the vaccine's use in a federal court hearing where neither the cancer patients nor their doctors were allowed to testify. — Barry Lynes

I really don't like take-out. — Lela Rose

The truth was, everybody needed to be saved at one point or another in their lives. I guess it was just my turn. — Barbara C. Doyle

Is it very different at home, or on the street, or waiting at the gate to board a flight? I maintain myself on the puppet drug of personal technology. Every touch of a button brings the neural rush of finding something I never knew and never needed to know until it appears at my anxious fingertips, where it remains for a shaky second before disappearing forever. — Don DeLillo