Funny Centrelink Quotes & Sayings

If you dream it, you can do it! — Walt Disney Company

I've been advised not to have any more children for medical reasons, so that's it - the shop has closed, even though I would have loved a daughter. — Toni Braxton

Once you stop clinging and let things be, you'll be free, even of birth and death. You'll transform everything. — Bodhidharma

There is a lot of things to weigh up when a transfer happens, and money is a big factor. — Richard Gough

One has children in the expectation of dying before them. In fact, you want to make damn sure you die before them, just as you plant a tree or build a house knowing, hoping that it will outlive you. That's how the human species has done as well as it has. — Christopher Hitchens