Funny Carlsberg Quotes & Sayings

The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little in taking hold of it. — H.G.Wells

Sexual religion is the opiate of the supermenial. — Germaine Greer

Give me the right people and I don't much care what organization you give me. Good things will happen. Give me the wrong people and it doesn't matter what you do with the organization. Bad things will happen. — Colin Powell

I don't usually get to play somebody who is, at least, nominally in charge. I'm usually playing somebody's lawyer or a doctor. — Peter Jacobson

I went to Queen's University Belfast and stayed nine months, then I ran away to be an actor. — Simon Callow

For many years I was the youngest among my mathematical friends. It makes me melancholy to realize that I now have become the oldest in most groups of scientists. — Stanislaw Ulam

Life is too short to drink the house wine. — Helen Thomas

The demon coughed nervously. Demons do not breathe; however, every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life. And this was one of them as far as the demon was concerned. — Terry Pratchett

I recommend my students not to be professional unless they really have to be. I tell them, 'If you love music, sell Hoovers or be a plumber. Do something useful with your life.' — Robert Fripp