Funny Campground Quotes & Sayings

Well, we never expected this!" they all say. "No one liked her. They all said she was pretentious, awkward, difficult to approach, prickly, too fond of her tales, haughty, prone to versifying, disdainful, cantankerous, and scornful. But when you meet her, she is strangely meek, a completely different person altogether!"
How embarrassing! Do they really look upon me as a dull thing, I wonder? But I am what I am. — Murasaki Shikibu

He smelled like oak and grass and wood fires.He Smelled like memories. Like years and years of memories. — Amy Plum

Of course, I won't be abandoning photography, because it is my life. — Sebastiao Salgado

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. — Alan W. Watts

Every day in our house is like Valentine's Day. I've kept it traditional with what my dad has done with my mom. Every morning, I get up and I make coffee and I bring Giuliana coffee in bed. — Bill Rancic

The old cathedrals are good, but the great blue dome that hangs over everything is better. — Thomas Carlyle

Rage made you the creature of those who enraged you, it gave them to much power. Rage killed the mind ... — Salman Rushdie

There is a succession of experiences which together constitute the educational and developmental ripening of the learner, according to the Sufis. People who think that each gain is the goal itself will freeze at any such stage, and cannot learn through successive and superseding lessons. — Idries Shah

screamed all around him. Luke tossed his empty rifle away and pulled his handgun. He fired down the trench on his own position - it was overrun with enemies. A line of them were running this way. More came sliding, falling, jumping over the wall. Where were his guys? Was anyone still alive? He killed the closest man with a shot to the face. The head exploded like a cherry tomato. He grabbed the man by his tunic and held him up as a shield. The headless man was light, and Luke was raging with adrenaline - it was if the corpse — Jack Mars

-like maintaining the grounds of a castle when the knight, fallen in battle, will never be returning — Richard Blow

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. — Adam Carolla

I refuse to wait until my demise to be quoted!!!"

~R. Alan Woods [2012] — R. Alan Woods

You are a leader until you are dictated by your own words. — M.F. Moonzajer