Funny Burglary Quotes & Sayings

I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to. — Bob Thaves

People are afraid of anything they don't understand. When they understand, when they know the truth, they can do something about it. — Ann Weil

Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set. — Sergio Aragones

I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house. — Sue Townsend

Eden, Eden, I was dead without you. Oh God, I've been walking around like a ghost - half in this world, and half in the other. Eden . . ." I moaned out the words, — Mia Sheridan

Air Canada. That's a good name for a Canadian airline. — Johnny Carson

The pure and benign light of revelation has had a meliorating influence on mankind. — George Washington

He was filled with a vast sense of the momentous, of unknown mysteries. He did not know what he should demand of himself, nor did it seem to matter, for he had not chosen this music he moved to, it had chosen him. — Mary Renault

Augustus Waters talked so much that he's interrupt you at his own funeral. — John Green