Funny Breakups Quotes & Sayings

You can hardly expect the rabbit to keep up with the fox. — Cayla Kluver

It's unnatural to fight somebody who has nothing against you and never did anything to you or to your family, who never stole anything from you. And now you've got to go and try to dismantle this guy. — Mike Tyson

The group laughed, and Sidney's eyes met Vaughn's as he walked up the aisle alongside his
brother. She found herself momentarily holding her breath.
Then he looked away when Isabelle walked up to greet him and Simon.
Sidney exhaled and turned back around, when she saw Kathleen studying her.
"Does he know?" Kathleen asked softly.
Sidney opened her mouth to protest - but before she could say a word, Corinne, the wedding
planner, clapped her hands.
"All right, people. We've got a bride, a groom, and a pastor. Anyone who isn't here can get the
CliffsNotes later. Let's get this rehearsal started," Corinne said. — Julie James

The female body was designed as a source of pleasure, fertility, movement, strength and wellbeing. — Christiane Northrup

You act like mortals in all that you fear, and like immortals in all that you desire — Seneca.

Note to self, Ian is happiest when in dangerous situations. — Fisher Amelie

Do you know what I've learned, after three decades of death?" Gamache asked, leaning toward the agent and lowering his voice. Despite himself, the agent leaned forward. "I've learned how precious life is. — Louise Penny

I always have pen and paper with me. — Miller Williams

Television is a service, but it's also a business. — Megyn Kelly

Life equals structure plus activity. — Jenny Offill