Funny Booger Quotes & Sayings

The boys learn the Quran by heart, rocking back and forth as they recite. They learn that there is no such thing as science or literature, that dinosaurs never existed and man never went to the moon. — Malala Yousafzai

Socrates pioneered conversation as a means of intellectual exploration, of questioning assumptions, ones so deeply ingrained we dont even know we have them. — Eric Weiner

To call a man evangelical who is not evangelistic is an utter contradiction. — G. Campbell Morgan

The enemy will never attack you where you are strongest. . . . He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will. — William R. Forstchen

The desire to change things must begin with accepting things as they are. — Marty Rubin

California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being paranoid. — Conan O'Brien

It was better to live with disappointment and frustration than to live without hope. — Robert A. Heinlein

Sir, no amount of money, no matter how vast, could induce me to stroll, perambulate, promenade, or engage in any form of locomotion with you whatsoever. Good evening. — Jennifer Donnelly

Fascism is a marriage between corporations and the government. Upton Sinclair defined it as capitalism plus murder, — Glen Yeadon

Truths cannot be acquired from words out of other people's mouths. Before Truths can be internalized, they must come from one's own realizations and practices. Through a lifetime of personal practice, human beings are capable of revealing all of the secrets of the cosmic essence. You are your own best judge. — Gautama Buddha

I really do like being independent, and I don't want to have to rely on anyone else to cart me around if I break a bone. — Blythe Danner

If you take care of the little things, the big things take care of themselves. — Renford Reese