Funny Beer Olympic Quotes & Sayings

'God help me, yes. I don't want anything more than you. I want nothing less than you.' — T.J. Klune

Love always finds you, no matter how hard you try to avoid it. It knows your hiding places. It's smarter than you'll ever be. — Katie Kacvinsky

Not to have been born is undoubtedly best, but sound sleep is second best. — Iris Murdoch

Already I ache for all the lives
I will never be a part of. — Scott Hastie

I love the idea of something beautiful happening, and then it being abrasively cut into. Because in a way it's similar to switching channels or surfing the web; I like people getting lulled into something and then taking them somewhere else. — Reggie Watts

Tokyo is too close up to see, sometimes. There are no distances and everything is above your head - dentists, kindergartens, dance studios. Even the roads and walkways are up on murky stilts. An evil-twin Venice with all the water drained away. — David Mitchell

The quicker we humans learn that saving open space and wildlife is critical to our welfare and quality of life, maybe we'll start thinking of doing something about it. — Jim Fowler

Then you shouldn't have thrown her away when she was your wife. Now she ain't. Now she's somethin' to me and I don't let men I don't like get close to her and I gotta tell you man, I do not like you. — Kristen Ashley

Not everyone's life is what they make it. Some people's life is what other people make it. — Alice Walker

It's about time for Lindell White to get back on the floor, expose himself, and get the ball in a scoring position. — Billy Packer

Will Christians turn once again toward an approach that imposes its will on the rest of society? By doing so we would betray our founder, who resisted a temptation to authority over "all the kingdoms of the world," and who died a martyr at the hands of a powerful state. In the words of Miroslav Volf, "Imposition stands starkly at odds with the basic character of the Christian faith, which is at its heart about self-giving - God's self-giving and human self-giving - and not about self-imposing." Even — Philip Yancey

That's what seems the most sad to me - that neither of them even think there's a possibility they can be together. — Jessi Kirby

Give me the benefit of your assistance during those ablutions that neccessarily, though unfortunatly, invariably follow the excercise of the culinary art. — Elizabeth Goudge

What intrigues us as a problem, and what will satisfy us as a solution, will depend upon the line we draw between what is already clear and what needs to be clarified. — Nelson Goodman