Funny Beer Goggle Quotes & Sayings

She sits down at the end of my bed again. "Who were you with? Do you have a boyfriend now or something?"
I can't help but laugh. If I have a boyfriend, his name is Death. And I'm pretty sure Roman is in love with him too. It's a love triangle gone wrong. — Jasmine Warga

American journalism's crazy old aunt in the attic. — Helen Thomas

In American culture you leave home at 18. In the Asian culture, your parents don't really want you to leave home. So my parents just thought I was going to be one of those kids. I was like, "I'm never going to make a living at whatever I do." I just liked pretty things. — Jason Wu

He realized that body and mind formed one reality which could not be separated. The peace and comfort of the body were directly related to the peace and comfort of the mind. To abuse the body was to abuse the mind. — Thich Nhat Hanh

The rabbit is already in the hat. Do not clap for fucking Tinkerbell. Believe nothing. — Daryl Gregory

We want our delusions and will violently defend these when confronted. We want to believe that the job that is slowly choking us is good, because the effort it would take to change is too terrifying to contemplate. We never want to hear how badly we are being treated in a relationship because we are strong and how dare you suggest we don't know better. — Thomm Quackenbush

Mutually counting on each other, watching each other's backs, forcing each other to be brave. — Suzanne Collins

Anytime anybody is rude, it makes me double-check my own behavior to make sure I don't do that to other people. — Patricia Heaton

City is a madhouse! Don't stay there too much or you get mad! Go to the nature, to the Temple of the Clever! — Mehmet Murat Ildan