Funny Australian Slang Quotes & Sayings

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere. — Chris Rock

It's not enough to win the tricks that belong to you. Try also for some that belong to the opponents. — Alfred Sheinwold

The first notes I still play when I start a sound check are classical. Those are my roots. — Andrew Bird

Cocaine is like really evil coffee. — Courtney Love

Sadoway does more than entertain; he gives you a glimpse into the future of energy. — Jeffrey Kluger

Elle's gaze hadn't left the front door. "But holy cow hotness, Batman, really, you want to see this."

"Why?"

"He's in a suit, that's why. My eyes don't know what to do with themselves."

Will whipped around so fast she gave herself whiplash. — Jill Shalvis

Words are strange that way, aren't they? Your own thoughts can sound unfamiliar and strange when they are out there, spoken in the world, as though they have taken on a life of their own. — Anna Elliott

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the offseason. — Tom Coughlin

Include me out," he — John Flanagan

It's funny how you have to keep changing, or showing that you are capable of doing something different from people's expectations. People really only do remember you from the last thing you've done, or desperately want to put you into a position that they think you're capable of. — Dominic Cooper