Funny Aunt Birthday Quotes & Sayings

It is the constant fault and inseparable evil quality of ambition, that it never looks behind it. — Seneca The Younger

One can't relive one's life. Forgiveness is not what's difficult; one's always too ready to forgive. And it does no good, that's obvious. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

The cover of Mojo, that was good for us. — Meg White

Don't blink. Don't even blink." she whispered.
"What in the hell are you talking about?" Aiden looked around trying to identify a hidden threat.
"You blink and you're dead." Meryn stared at the two large stone angels on either side of a heavy looking wooden door unblinking. Aiden's hand went to his sidearm.
"Meryn, that is just a statue."
"But what if it isn't? I mean up until this week I didn't think paranormals existed and now you're all over the fucking place. I can't take the chance. — Alanea Alder

I've never been good at improvising. — Terry Jones

I didn't plan on either children or writing. Once I realized that writing satisfied me in some enormous way, I had to make adjustments. The writing was always marginal in terms of time when the children were small. But it was major in terms of my head. I always thought that women could do a lot of things. All the women I knew did nine or ten things at one time. I always understood that women worked, they went to church, they managed their houses, they managed somebody else's houses, they raised their children, they raised somebody else's children, they taught. I wouldn't say it's not hard, but why wouldn't it be? All important things are hard. — Toni Morrison

I could only strive to live so that my merit outweighed my discredit. — Kevin Hearne

We sleep researchers like cats, you know; they sleep a lot! — Ursula K. Le Guin

Do you believe in vampires? Not the sparkly variety. — Sarah Beth Durst