Funny Artemus Ward Quotes & Sayings

Presidential aspirants reach for the highest office to satisfy some yearning for greatness or even immortality. — Robert Dallek

As you search for a person, place, or thing, be prepared to continue your quest, should the end result not yield your desired outcome. Enjoy the process and you'll avoid disappointment ... ! — James A. Murphy

I know that I have a special stomach. — Takeru Kobayashi

Of course the Silicon Valley is unique and Berlin is not yet comparable. But of all the different cities that are building a startup infrastructure, Berlin is the one with the most similar energy. — Mark Zuckerberg

or just inventing a new letter (as our medieval ancestors did when they created the new letters j, u, and w). — Jared Diamond

It wasn't necessarily that I wasn't a fan of fairies. Really. It wasn't that. It was that I wasn't a fan of being taken hostage by a group of fairies. — C.M. Stunich

I may be sick. I may come from a hole in the ground. My best friend may be an insect. But at least I don't live in decent society. — Jessica Anthony

And you go on toward your ocean, the cigar biting your lips the way love used to. — Charles Bukowski

New life, new hopes. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If you watch animals objectively for any length of time, you're driven to the conclusion that their main aim in life is to pass on their genes to the next generation. — David Attenborough

I love stretching in the morning. It's the first thing I do when I wake up because getting a good back-crack is so extremely satiating. I feel taller when I finally stand. — Rachel Nichols

Sometimes, you must know "Why", that happen, or this will happen...!? — Deyth Banger

Not knowing why is the hardest part. — Kate Le Vann