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Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Augustin-Jean Fresnel

Simplicity lies concealed in this chaos, and it is only for us to discover it. — Augustin-Jean Fresnel

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Get down! Get down!
The people in front had already done so, swept down by the wave of bullets. The survivors, instead of getting down, tried to go back to the small square, and the panic became a dragon's tail as one compact wave ran against another which was moving in the opposite direction, towards the other dragon's tail in the street across the way, where the machine guns were firing without cease. They were penned in, swirling about in a gigantic whirlwind that little by little was being reduced to its epicenter as the edges were systematically being cut off all around like an onion being peeled by the insatiable and methodical shears of the machine guns. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By David Cassidy

My mother gave up a good part of her career to look after me. — David Cassidy

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By John Le Carre

The Armorys of this world don't steal. They serve their country right or wrong. Or they do until the day when they come face to face with real life and their warped rectitude deserts them and their faces unlock and become real, puzzled faces like everybody else's. So there's another god for you that's passed its sell-by date: enlightened patriotism, until this afternoon Nick Armory's religion. (ch. 14) — John Le Carre

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Christy Turlington

I never understand why people have children and then insist on living as though nothing has shifted. — Christy Turlington

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Charles Bukowski

We know God is dead, they've told us, but listening to you I wasn't sure. — Charles Bukowski

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Robin Jones Gunn

I think it's possible to realize you love someone as deeply as you know how to love and not end up spending the rest of your life with him. — Robin Jones Gunn

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Josh Bowman

March on. Don't look in the rearview, just the windshield. — Josh Bowman

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Michael Ben Zehabe

Abraham had eight sons
not one. All eight sons bring something to the table. Abraham loved all of his sons. He was a good father who made sure all his sons were literate, of good character and shared a common ideology with their father, Abraham. Abraham did good. Where did we go wrong?
pg 54 — Michael Ben Zehabe

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Imogen Poots

I really love the '90s. I love the music from then for sure, and to go back to New York then would be a really wonderful thing. — Imogen Poots

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

Everything that is loved, if it is not loved for His sake then this love is nothing but distress and punishment. Every action that is not performed for His sake then it is wasted and severed. Every heart that does not reach Him is wretched; veiled from achieving its success and happiness. — Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Adolf Hitler

The primitive simplicity of their minds renders them a more easy prey to a big lie than a small one. — Adolf Hitler

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By William Petty

Money is the best rule of commerce. — William Petty

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne

I tried heroin once and I didn't like it. It frightened me. — Ozzy Osbourne

Funny Apple Ipad Quotes By Paul Giamatti

I'm not a big wine guy. And bars, I never go to bars anymore. It's such a drag, man. — Paul Giamatti