Funny Ap Bio Quotes & Sayings

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us
not to mention our crockery and our woolens! — Aristophanes

It affects your mind so that you cannot think clearly, or make rational decisions about your own well-being. — Lauren Oliver

The day when I am no more than a writer I shall cease to be a writer. — Albert Camus

So then, the command "Do not be overcome by evil but overcome evil with good" is a clear witness to the fact that you can be a winner in the battle against evil. No matter where or when it occurs, regardless of it's impact or force, there is no attack that can be made that you cannot withstand if you do so by using God's weapons, according to God's revealed strategy and are energized by His powerful Spirit. — Jay E. Adams

Our mornings were never "rise and shine." They were "rise and fight." They were loud and ravaging. They were heavy and unnerving, like the after-math of a war, with unresolved territorial disputes.
They were never serene, but they were beautiful. More beautiful than the smile you wear when you step out of the shower, more tempting than the sight of you brewing coffee from across the kitchen bar, more promising than a glorious victory, bigger than all our tumultuous past. Bigger than you. Bigger than I. — Malak El Halabi

Sometimes you don't realize you've crossed a line until you're on the other side and can't go back. — Frank Warren

If this is a smart world then I want to be stupid. — Bryant McGill

Where do they go, these dreams of mine? Do they live? Do they die? Do they fall? Do they fly? — F.K. Preston

In every cell in every body in every living thing, strings of words make sentences, meanings locked together — Johnny Rich

Those men saw their stranglehold over everyone starting to slip, and that meant they'd lose money and they'd lose power. And they couldn't have that. So they said that those women, those witches, were monsters. And since most people are just dumb fucks, they went along with it and soon they were burning chicks at the stake and drowning them and crushing them under rocks. That's how the men kept their power. It's how scared people always keep their power. That's why they killed Jesus. That's why they killed that little Indian guy, Gandhi. — Jonathan Maberry

If any reader has lost a loved one or is afraid of death, modern physics says: 'Be comforted, you and they shall live again.' — Frank Tipler

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner! — Red Buttons