Funny Anti-global Warming Quotes & Sayings

Leave me to my own absurdity. — Sophocles

It takes a long time to make me beautiful, but it goes fast to make me ugly. — Stellan Skarsgard

I don't t drink coffee, but I'm a tea addict. — Toks Olagundoye

James, you'd like Lou Reed," Michael insisted. "He was bisexual."
Their laughter turned to coughs. They were all staring at me when I turned around. I told myself to relax.
"Oh, yeah?" I said. "He doesn't sound bisexual."
Michael just shook his head, but Ronan and Glenn smiled.
"They did electroshock therapy on him when he was a teenager," Michael said.
"Electro-what?" said Glenn. "They electrocuted people?"
"Kind of. They zapped their brains to alter their personalities. That's how they tried to make gay people straight back then."
They all looked at me for a response.
I shrugged. "So, he was bisexual? It worked halfway? — Kenneth Logan

And I think of nothing.
I think of nothing but Rachel.
What happens next is pure magic, and is for us and us alone. — Barry Lyga

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for? — Robert Browning

Is she become a rag doll? Are the wolves become children? It seems quite possible, there on the twilight fringes of dying. With some faint spark of herself, the little girl holds on to the idea. Even a rag doll has more life than does a dying child. — Jane Lindskold

The smoke is a signal; it means the Salamander is coming. For she is a war-torn disaster, and her comfort is the gun. — R.R. Washburn