Funny And Stupid Customer Quotes & Sayings

Half of Google's revenue comes from selling text-based ads that are placed near search results and are related to the topic of the search. Another half of its revenues come from licensing its search technology to companies like Yahoo. — Eric Schmidt

Excitement - a variety of creative coma - overcame me. — Truman Capote

I suppose I sort of like effects that have some organic elements rather than ones that are entirely generated by a computer. Just because, no matter how complex the algorithm is, it's still an algorithm. — Richard Ayoade

Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

It is written in the code of love: He who strikes the blow is himself struck down. — Hadewijch

It is curious how vanity helps the successful man and wrecks the failure. — Oscar Wilde

It was as if an illness that had been latent in me for a long time were now threatening to erupt, as if some soul-destroying and inexorable force had fastened upon me and would gradually paralyze my entire system. — W.G. Sebald

The directing of a picture involves coming out of your individual loneliness and taking a controlling part in putting together a small world. A picture is made. You put a frame around it and move on. And one day you die. That is all there is to it. — John Huston

Life is not about receiving. It is about giving, knowing that someone might learn, understand or grow that little bit from the experience — Peter Ellis

The perfect song on the perfect drive to make you feel infinite. — Stephen Chbosky

It's like the specter of segregation has brought the city of Dickens back together again." I decided to give my new career as City Planner in Charge of Restoration and Segregation another six months. If things didn't work out, I could always fall back on being black. — Paul Beatty