Funny Alberta Quotes & Sayings

Thank heavens when the first single Bye Bye came off this album work started to pick up, then I'm Alright has taken us across the world. Radio has been very good, it has chosen to be kind to us. — Jo Dee Messina

Ain't nobody got time fo this — Kevin

If you are succesfull for 20 years, you can't expect to stay on the same level all through that period. A career has its ups and downs and in-betweens. — Donnie Wahlberg

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated. — Jim Norton

I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad. — John F. Kerry

An angry electronic twang came from the Artoo unit. "Don't call me a mindless philosopher," Threepio snapped back, "you overweight, unstreamlined glob of grease!" Threepio — George Lucas

Each and every time, a new generation has risen up and done what's needed to be done. Today we are called once more - and it is time for our generation to answer that call. For that is our unyielding faith - that in the face of impossible odds, people who love their country can change it. — Barack Obama

The thought was sobering. How many people's motives didn't match up with what I'd taken for their actions? How many villains were the heroes of their own stories? I didn't know, and I was terribly afraid that I was never going to find out. — Mira Grant

I'm a motherfucking lothario of humans and robots alike. — Santino Hassell

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. — W.J. Cameron