Funny Airline Pilot Quotes & Sayings

Nobody whoever gave their best ever regretted it. — George Halas

I have to have an emotional connection to what I am ultimately selling because it is emotion, whether you are selling religion, politics, even a breath mint. — Gene Simmons

Perhaps Clankers and Darwinists would always be at war, if only in their hearts. — Scott Westerfeld

There's a feeling that you get when you write songs where ... it feels like it's destined to do something. Then sometimes you get that feeling with a song and it never goes anywhere, that happens all the time too, so you never really know. — Bonnie McKee

The more cunning a man is, the less he suspects that he will be caught in a simple thing. The more cunning a man is, the simpler the trap he must be caught in. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Why did they believe? Because they saw miracles. Things one man took as chance, a man of faith took as a sign. A loved one recovering from disease, a fortunate business deal, a chance meeting with a long lost friend. It wasn't the grand doctrines or the sweeping ideals that seemed to make believers out of men. It was the simple magic in the world around them. — Brandon Sanderson

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

The failure of so many marriages is due to their getting married out of animal passion and not out of love. — Samael Aun Weor

What gets measured (and clearly defined) does get done. — Mike Schmoker

It's my profession to bring people from various outlying districts of the mind to the normal. There seems to be a general feeling it's the place where they ought to be. Sometimes I don't see the urgency myself. — Rebecca West

Beauty from another world gave birth to your voice
sent to rescue scorned hearts from traumatized nights. — Aberjhani

To think to be wise alone is a very great folly. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

be cleansed of that which is injurious to man and detracteth from his high station - among which is to take undue pleasure in one's own words and deeds, notwithstanding their unworthiness. True — Bahai Pubishing