Funny Accounts Receivable Quotes & Sayings

Stay out of situations that you don't absolutely have to get involved with. — Art Hochberg

I feel with some passion that what we truly are is private, and almost infinitely complex, and ambiguous, and both external and internal, and double- or triple- or multiply natured, and largely mysterious even to ourselves; and furthermore that what we are is only part of us, because identity, unlike "identity", must include what we do. And I think that to find oneself and every aspect of this complexity reduced in the public mind to one property that apparently subsumes all the rest ("gay", "black", "Muslim", whatever) is to be the victim of a piece of extraordinary intellectual vulgarity. — Philip Pullman

Why bother with a trial? If the cops can't convict with evidence, they use the media to convict with suspicion. — John Grisham

Now is the one time in my life I can be 100% selfish. I'm not married; I don't have kids; I can focus on my career. — Kim Kardashian

When busyness goes after joy, it goes after everyone's joy. — Kevin DeYoung

No man can in any measure resemble the scripture saints. — Charles Simeon

The worse thing I have done in my life is Diary writing ... a wastage of time, wastage of papers filled with some imaginary feelings and bunch of silly activities done each day ... I cant feel any glimpse of appreciable work done by me, as whatever right I did, my Diary says " you were suppose to do it, so it was not a big deal ... huhhh ... "
I passed my last few nights in reading most of its pages ... "I laughed on the lines telling about my saddest moments and nights when I cried ... .. but I felt woeful and downhearted on the lines telling about the moments when I shared my smile with someone, when I enjoyed the moments with my friends and near and dear ones, who r far and far now, and we can't get those moments back in this busy selfish life"
So now its better in busy life to live evry day and forget it in night ... enjoy life ... save papers ... no diary writing from today ... Sorry Diary, You will Miss Me ... — Saket Assertive

She smiled sympathetically. She really was beautiful. And not just because she had a pretty face or anything. She believed in love so much, it was impossible not to feel giddy when she talked about it. — Rick Riordan

Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America. — Walt Disney