Funny 8th Wedding Anniversary Quotes & Sayings

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy. — Nick Offerman

If ka will say so, let it be so. — Stephen King

Willie Mays was the best baseball player I ever saw. He could do anything. — Doug Harvey

I don't want the world. I want you, Alec said, and Magnus closed his eyes, as if the words almost hurt. — Cassandra Clare

Sending a container from Shanghai to Le Havre emits fewer greenhouse gases than the truck that takes the container on to Lyon. — Rose George

Sleep on your stone pillow, and let the gulls peck out your eyes while the crabs feast on your flesh. You've feasted on enough of them, you owe them. — George R R Martin

Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded - here and there, now and then - are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as bad luck. — Robert A. Heinlein

The survival of humankind depends on our ability to stop rushing. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud. — William Shakespeare

When you look at some of the most respected actors there are and the crap that they're in ... it didn't used to be that way. — Jason Patric

His lips quirk into this adorable little smile. Ugh, he's just too cute. And sexy. And hot. And huge. You have feelings for me? — Monica Murphy