Funny 50s Housewife Quotes & Sayings

You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures.' — Caroline Knapp

Strange things happen between here and there, — Nathan Lowell

The failure of one thing is repaired by the success of another. — Thomas Jefferson

Luminous quotations, also, atone, by their interest, for the dulness of an inferior book, and add to the value of a superior work by the variety which they lend to its style and treatment. — Christian Nestell Bovee

Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner. Visit me in my affliction; give me a sense of oneness in you, a home in you. Do not let me escape. — Seth Haines

Because the guy on the other side of the line is gonna find out what I'm made of. I would wreak holy hell on that guy. — Steven M. Southwick

Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yours — Bangambiki Habyarimana

By seeing the way a joke worked in the horseplay of a printing shop two centuries ago, we may be able to recapture that missing element - laughter, sheer laughter, the thigh-slapping, rib-cracking Rabelaisian kind, rather than the Voltairian smirk with which we are familiar. — Robert Darnton

When you start looking for purity in politics, you eventually get to unreality. — Mario Vargas-Llosa