Erik Bundy Quotes & Sayings

Dwarf mothers didn't handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature. — Erik Bundy

Fate might forgive greed, or gluttony, or even bloodlust, but it never ignores being ignored. — Erik Bundy

You seem to be trying to ride a pony named Trouble all the way to the border. — Erik Bundy

That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license. — Erik Bundy

I was a modern young woman, fearless and capable (with mace spray in my robe's right pocket), and I didn't care who knew it. Attitude was everything when dealing with dwarfs. — Erik Bundy

Oh, darlin', it has nothing to do with how often you mention him. It's the moony way you do it. — Erik Bundy

I never studied on fighting demons, but that don't mean I aim to let this one defeat us. The dark ones have their share of limitations too. — Erik Bundy

Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn't mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn't require a litter box. They also didn't wake you up at night by barking at passing raccoons. — Erik Bundy

It was said that if you duped death, if you kept someone alive who should have died, then you might be called to die in their place. Energy was demanded, if not from one source, then from another. — Erik Bundy

Sometimes, I wondered if I might speed up his words by grabbing his wrists and finishing his gestures for him. — Erik Bundy

Most people only have stray thoughts and it stays at that. But you've got power, darlin'. You flung out walking evil. Let's hope you can bring up a remedy too. — Erik Bundy

It will change your life if you accept her offer. Common pleasures will no longer hold sway over you. It's somewhat like catching religion. — Erik Bundy