Funny 46 Birthday Quotes & Sayings

being water
i am the voltage of rocks — Will Alexander

There was nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. — Ross Macdonald

Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people? — Michael R. Burch

The truth about childhood, as many of us have had to endure it, is inconceivable, scandalous, painful. Not uncommonly, it is monstrous. Invariably, it is repressed. To be confronted with this truth all at once and to try to integrate it into our consciousness, however ardently we may wish it, is clearly impossible. — Alice Miller

And i heard her say, 'you
are afraid of love. but
love is not afraid of you. — Nayyirah Waheed

I always made my food congenial to my constitution, and my health was always excellent. — Giacomo Casanova

He who lives among dogs must learn to pant. — Fred Hoyle

Use law and physic only for necessity; they that use them otherwise abuse themselves unto weak bodies, and light purses; they are good remedies, bad businesses, and worse recreations. — Francis Quarles

It is twice the pleasure to deceive the deceiver. — Jean De La Fontaine