Funniest Vines Quotes & Sayings

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. — Bob Hope

We have grown addicted to our high salaries, and now we are really going to have to earn them, the CEO said. — Thomas L. Friedman

You have to love something and have a passion for it to be disciplined. My commitment was purely to golf — Jack Nicklaus

You need to really scrub your investment portfolios, because I guarantee you, many of you are going to find them chock-full of subprime carbon assets. — Al Gore

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. — F. E. Adcock

Such things happen. — Robert Goolrick

I'm just living my life and I'm being the best mother that I can and showing that on 'Teen Mom' because that's what that show is about. — Farrah Abraham

I have been a vegetarian for forty-two years. I did it because I didn't want animals to die so I could eat. Then, eight to ten years ago, when I found out the life of a dairy cow is way worse than the life of a beef cow, I understood I had to switch to complete veganism. Otherwise, I would be very inconsistent in my beliefs that animals shouldn't be abused for food. — Sam Simon