Dean Martin Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 35 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Dean Martin.
Famous Quotes By Dean Martin
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. — Dean Martin
We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. — Dean Martin
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'. — Dean Martin
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. — Dean Martin
In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings. — Dean Martin
It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!' — Dean Martin
I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. — Dean Martin
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need ... when you have no talent. — Dean Martin
Motivation is a lotta crap. — Dean Martin
Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by. — Dean Martin
Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key. — Dean Martin
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. — Dean Martin
The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love. — Dean Martin
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. — Dean Martin
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk. — Dean Martin
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting. — Dean Martin
Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you. — Dean Martin
I don't drink anymore ... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. — Dean Martin
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. — Dean Martin
Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish. — Dean Martin
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut. — Dean Martin
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. — Dean Martin
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful. — Dean Martin
I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy — Dean Martin
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. — Dean Martin
Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart. — Dean Martin
The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage. — Dean Martin
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin
Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this. — Dean Martin
Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler. — Dean Martin
I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin