Funniest Seth Rogen Quotes & Sayings

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions. — Ronald Reagan

I've started dreaming in Spanish, which has never happened before. I wake up feeling different, like something inside me is changing, something chemical and irreversible. There's a magic here working its way through my veins. There's something about the vegetation, too, that I respond to instinctively - the stunning bougainvillea, the flamboyants and jacarandas, the orchids growing from the trunks of the mysterious ceiba trees. And I love Havana, its noise and decay and painted ladyness. I could happily sit on one of those wrought-iron balconies for days, or keep my grandmother company on her porch, with its ringside view of the sea. I'm afraid to lose all this, to lose Abuela Celia again. But sooner or later I'd have to return to New York. I know now it's where I belong - not instead of here, but more than here. How can I tell my grandmother this? — Cristina Garcia

God loves to use ordinary people just like you and me, faults and all, to do extraordinary things. — Joel Osteen

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. — Sydney J. Harris

Don't let anyone tell you, ever, that this is a zero-sum game. Your genius does not threaten me. It delights and inspires me. — Seanan McGuire

We all have very personal relationships to what happened on 9/11 and the events after tracking Osama bin Laden. Nobody can escape from the influence of that. — Edgar Ramirez

You're not just this person who's from your own specific experiences, but the collective experience of what makes you who you are because of time. — Julie Mehretu

I want to be the most eligible bachelor in New York City. — Andrej Pejic

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.' — Seth Rogen

You can travel fifty thousand miles in America without once tasting a piece of good bread. — Henry Miller

There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet. — Nicole Krauss

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

In my neighborhood, when you've got something to say to a guy, you look him in the eye and you say it to him. — Joe Biden