Funniest Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings

Longing alone is singer to the lute. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

For the record, we're not friends. (Stryker) For the record, I don't care. (Savitar) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.
-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld

When I'm doing something I love, I can lose sleep. I can go and go and go and go. My work ethic is pretty intense. But when it comes to doing something that I don't love every day, I'm not very good at it. That's called work, and I don't like work that much. — Queen Latifah

Nature does not ask your permission, she has nothing to do with your wishes, and whether you like her laws or dislike them, you are bound to accept her as she is, and consequently all her conclusions. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I'm not a very organized person for being uber work-obsessed. I struggle to keep it all organized because everything can become important and, when you have so many spinning plates, they sometimes can cancel each other out because you lose track of everything. — Drew Barrymore

Sacrifice precedes any success. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The ugly can be beautiful. The pretty, never. — Oscar Wilde

Maybe that was how you had to live, eventually - just let things be and never ask yourself if they were what you really wanted. — Anna North

Have you been waiting all this time, faithful as always, my Life? ... — John Geddes

The more my work improves or broadens or widens, the more surely I tame myself. — Dennis Potter

We're all blessed and we're all blighted, Chief Inspector," said Finney. "Everyday each of us does our sums. The question is, what do we count? — Louise Penny