Funniest Science Fiction Quotes & Sayings

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme — Eminem

Life is a journey. Expect all the beauty you want to see on your way of life. If you don't expect, it can't appear. — Debasish Mridha

You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you're done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up. — Mike Mullane

The slave child had no thought for the morrow; but there came that blight, which too surely waits on every human being born to be a chattel. — Harriet Ann Jacobs

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. — Garry Shandling

Dangerous, therefore, is it to take shelter under a tree, during a thunder-gust. It has been fatal to many, both men and beasts. — Benjamin Franklin

No blessed leisure for love or hope, But only time for grief. — Thomas Hood

Believe in divine power. — Lailah Gifty Akita

God is both manifest as the Totality and Allness of Creation and simultaneously unmanifest as the Godhead, the Infinite Potentiality and source or 'void-ness' prior to form. — David Hawkins

We live with a value system that I call the Extrovert Ideal - the omnipresent belief that the ideal self is gregarious, alpha, and comfortable in the spotlight. — Susan Cain