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Funniest Programmer Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson

Jealousy is the most radical primeval and naked form of admiration in war paint, so to speak. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Holly Black

Holly is the bestselling author and co-creator of The Spiderwick Chronicles series and won a Newbery Honor for her novel Doll Bones. Cassie is the author of bestselling YA series, including The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices. They both live in Western Massachusetts, about ten minutes away from each other. — Holly Black

Funniest Programmer Quotes By J.R. Ward

One thing you could say about Butch was that his wardrobe was full of options. "Never thought I'd be glad that you're a clothes whore."
"I believe the term is sharp dresser. — J.R. Ward

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Tea Leoni

Really it was the first time in my life that I recognised that acting is, I'm just going to say it, I am an artist, I have to do this, I have to do this. — Tea Leoni

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Kenzaburo Oe

It's a little bit like what Akari said to his grandmother in Shikoku, during her final illness: 'Please cheer up and die! — Kenzaburo Oe

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Amy Roloff

I used to think that God had no plan for me in life. That was never God's plan. I had to learn to love myself before I could love others. — Amy Roloff

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout

Wow, this is how adults do things. They may not agree on stuff all the time, they may argue, but in the end, they work it out and they love. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Thomm Quackenbush

It's about Nietzsche's theory of universal debt. Your parents make it possible for you to believe a far better myth than Santa. They let you think that you, as a kid, don't owe the world a thing. The world can give you, even if just for a few minutes, utter joy without requiring anything from you. It's not about consumerism. As far as you know, no one buys you these presents. They come out of nothingness, with fantasies of elves attached. You aren't required to be grateful to your parents or anything like that. They can give to you and nothing is required in return. When you get old enough, when you have kids, you get to enact this myth for them. It has nothing to do with any fat man in a red suit, no matter what we tell ourselves. It's about owing nothing, and then realizing that you have to do this job of perpetuating this ... this fantasy world, whether you like it or not. — Thomm Quackenbush

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Retta

When I first started tweeting, I was just doing it because I was watching 'Breaking Bad' in my trailer and I was so scared by the assassinating cousins. And when people started responding to me, I realized it was like I wasn't watching it alone. — Retta

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Tara Sue Me

She needed cans.
Cans, because it was her who show me that I could be much more than the world thought. We could be much more than the world thought. - Nathaniel West — Tara Sue Me

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Gemini Rising Rockin' Machine, The

Open up your Mind Rockin' Minds to the Cold Hard Reality that is my Songs & Dreams. — Gemini Rising Rockin' Machine, The

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Lang Leav

A Betrayal I cannot undo what I have done; I can't un-sing a song that's sung. And the saddest thing about my regret - I can't forgive me, and you can't forget. — Lang Leav

Funniest Programmer Quotes By Chris O'Dowd

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever. — Chris O'Dowd