Funniest Maury Quotes & Sayings

Ironically, we practically have to be sainted to get through the adoption process, but any fool can spawn and have a baby, tra la la. — Jen Hatmaker

I think we owe it to children to let them dig their knowledge, of whatever subject, for themselves out of the "fit" book; and this for two reasons: What a child digs for is his own possession; what is poured into his ear, like the idle song of a pleasant singer, floats out as lightly as it came in, and is rarely assimilated. I do not mean to say that the lecture and the oral lesson are without their uses; but these uses are, to give impulse and to order knowledge; and not to convey knowledge ... — Charlotte Mason

My father was the Formica King of Long Island, and my mother was the daughter of a Bengal Lancer in India. — Ricky Jay

We weigh ourselves down with so many obstacles we can't even buy a goldfish bowl. — Barbara Sher

I'm very careful not to have ideas, because they're inaccurate. — Agnes Martin

Whatever we expect with confidence becomes our own self-fulfilling prophecy. — Brian Tracy

I mostly wear hats or put scarves over my head because I like to have a low profile when I go out. — Ann-Margret