Funniest Family Guy Quotes & Sayings

Things will be alright. People need to hear that. Life is good, just as it is. There isn't anything that I would change about my life. — George Dawson

I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent people do. — Mark Twain

A lesbian who does not reinvent the world is a lesbian in the process of disappearing. — Nicole Brossard

He rocked in the swells, floating like the first germ of life adrift on the earth's cooling seas, formless macule of plasm trapped in a vapor drop and all creation yet to come. — Cormac McCarthy

It's definitely easier for a woman to do a romantic comedy than a war movie. It's assumed a woman doesn't have a sense of what action is. — Julie Delpy

There was no beginning, middle and end to destiny, it wasn't neat and manageable. It was random and scary and if it wanted to it would. — Lisa Jewell

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. — Seth Meyers

I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family. — Dave Attell

Nevertheless, no matter how much they killed themselves with work, no matter how much money they eked out, and no matter how many schemes they thought of, their guardian angels were asleep with fatigue while they put in coins and took them out trying to get just
enough to live with. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez