Funniest Ever Footie Quotes & Sayings

Life is a progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment. — Samuel Johnson

Cats are sleek, cats are fast. Cats are ... well ... they aren't mean their just wiley. And they will grab your attention in the most seductive way. — Julie Newmar

There are two kinds of researchers : those that have implemented something and those that have not. The latter will tell you that there are 142 ways of doing things and that there isn't consensus on which is best.The former will simply tell you that 141 of them don't work. — David Cheriton

a veritable symphony of gastric distress that roared for more than several seconds and shook the very foundations of the wood and plaster set we were now grabbing on to out of sheer fear. — Cary Elwes

I love Jennifer Hudson! She is so lovely on screen. She is so buoyant and youthful off screen as much as on. — Sarah Jessica Parker

If you want to know the value of one year, just ask a student who failed a course.
If you want to know the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
If you want to know the value of one hour, ask the lovers waiting to meet.
If you want to know the value of one minute, ask the person who just missed the bus.
If you want to know the value of one second, ask the person who just escaped death in a car accident.
And if you want to know the value of one-hundredth of a second, ask the athlete who won a silver medal in the Olympics. — Marc Levy

Be silent!" shrieked the beldame.
"I won't!" said Cap. "Because you see, if we are in for the horrible, I can beat you hollow at that! — E.D.E.N. Southworth

Media ideologies about one medium are always affected by the media ideologies people have about other media. — Ilana Gershon

I spend money as if I had it. — Mike Todd

The future or organizations have amazing digital traits such as customer-centricity, empathy, and participation. — Pearl Zhu

He was like a lot of Warmbloods, massive and showy and a bit of a dumb jock ... — Astrid Amara

A wise man once said all children are born knowing what the angels look like — Daniel Gottlieb

A young trooper should have an old horse. — Henry George Bohn

You have my assurance that we will respond with full force should the settlement be violated by North Vietnam. — Richard M. Nixon