Funniest Australian Sports Quotes & Sayings

Shit! Now I have another bloody erection on the station platform. This was getting to be a habit. Soon someone will just have to say the word "train" and it will be instant wood! "Hey, Liam! I'm going to the gym to train. You wanna come? Hey, is that an erection? — Renae Kaye

The best antidote to worry, I have always believed, is work and more work ... — Helena Rubinstein

Rickie had a young man's reticence. He generally spoke of "a friend," "a person I know," "a place I was at." When the book of life is opening, our readings are secret, and we are unwilling to give chapter and verse. Mr. Pembroke, who was half way through the volume, and had skipped or forgotten the earlier pages, could not understand Rickie's hesitation, nor why with such awkwardness he should pronounce the harmless dissyllable "Ansell. — E. M. Forster

I get upset about what is taken as great literature and what is cute and exotic. — Rabih Alameddine

Courage doesn't know what's around the corner, but goes around it anyway. — Mignon McLaughlin

I have many weaknesses, but I have one strength. When I do something, I do it 300 percent. I'm not a middle man. — Lapo Elkann

Inside each one of us is a rebel just waiting to be freed. That rebel is the real "You. — Margaret Aranda

A country's adhering to the rule of law does not mean that its citizens will not do bad things. — James Inhofe

Written history may, in the course of its narrative, use some of the laws established by the various sciences, but its own task remains that of relating the essential sequence of historical action and, qua history, to tell what happened, not why. — Lloyd DeMause

The chaplain glanced at the bridge table that served as his desk and saw only the abominable orange-red, pear-shaped, plum tomato he had obtained that same morning from Colonel Cathcart, still lying on its side where he had forgotten it like an indestructible and incarnadine symbol of his own ineptitude. — Joseph Heller

Every man is responsible for defending every woman and every child. When the male no longer takes this role, when he no longer has the courage or feels the moral responsibility, then that society will no longer be a society where honor and virtue are esteemed. Laws and government cannot replace this personal caring and commitment. In the absence of the Warrior protector, the only way that a government can protect a society is to remove the freedom of the people. And the sons and daughters of lions become sheep. — James Williams